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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara.

A synonym for cinnamon is a cinnamon synonym

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.

Black background, brown background, black background, brown background, black background, brown background.

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. 
If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

Bobby Bippy bought a bat. 
Bobby Bippy bought a ball. 
With his bat Bob banged the ball 
Banged it bump against the wall 
But so boldly Bobby banged it 
That he burst his rubber ball 
"Boo!" cried Bobby 
Bad luck ball 
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball 
Now to drown his many troubles 
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

 Clean clams crammed in clean cans

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Crisp crusts crackle and crunch.

Cooks cook cupcakes quickly.

Denise sees the fleece, 
Denise sees the fleas. 

At least Denise could sneeze 
and feed and freeze the fleas.

Daddy Draws Doors

Does your sport shop stock short socks with spots?

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs 

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread

Four furious friends fought for the phone.

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy… was he???

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

Growing gray goats graze great green grassy groves.

Green glass globes glow greenly 

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

How many cans can a cannibal nibble 
if a cannibal can nibble cans? 
As many cans as a cannibal can nibble 
if a cannibal can nibble cans.

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

How many berries could a bare berry carry,

if a bare berry could carry berries?

Well they can't carry berries

(which could make you very wary)

but a bare berry carried is more scary!

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.

How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

How much wood could a wood chuck; chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

I saw a saw that could out saw any saw I ever saw saw. If you happen to see a saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw I'd like to see the saw you saw saw

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

If two witches were watching two watches: which witch would watch which watch?

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing

I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

John, where Molly had had "had", had had "had had". "Had had" had had the teachers approval

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Jack the jailbird jacked a jeep.

June sheep sleep soundly

Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can tie a tie and untie a tie, why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie?

Keenly cleaning copper kettles.

Kiss her quick, kiss her quicker, kiss her quickest!

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Little Lillian lets lazy lizards lie along the lily pads

Luke Luck likes lakes. 
Luke's duck likes lakes. 
Luke Luck licks lakes. 
Luck's duck licks lakes. 
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. 

Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me. 
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac. 
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me? 
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter "T".

Mix a box of mixed biscuits with a boxed biscuit mixer.

Many mumbling mice are making merry music in the moonlight.

No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight. 

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.

Two-two won one too. 

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

Octopus ocular optics and A cat snaps a rat's paxwax.

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

One smart fellow, he felt smart Two smart fellows, they felt smart Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.

On mules we find two legs behind and two we find before. We stand behind before we find what those behind be for.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

Pirates Private Property

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss. Quickest kiss.

Quentin quietly quotes quixotic questions, quelling 

Queequeg’s quilt, quickly quieting Captain Queeg’s querulous quietus, quaffing quarts of quinine in a quiescent quagmire of quahogs. 

Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran

Round the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran.

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

She sees cheese.

She sold six shabby sheared sheep on ship.

Shave a single shingle thin.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

Six socks sit in a sink, soaking in soap suds

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

Susie sits shinning silver shoes

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

There was a fisherman named Fisher 
who fished for some fish in a fissure. 
Till a fish with a grin, 
pulled the fisherman in. 
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, 
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, 
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, 
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! 
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, 
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock, 
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, 
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block! 
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock, 
A short, sharp shock, a big black block! 
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison, 
And awaiting the sensation 
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!

There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. 
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. 
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. 
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. 
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Upper roller, lower roller

Underneath Uncle Umby’s umbrella, is Uncle Umby’s ugly unicorn hat.

Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York .

Undertaker undertook to under take an undertaking. The undertaking that the undertaker undertook was the hardest undertaking the undertaker ever undertook to undertake.

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently. 

Veteran ventriloquist whistle

Valuable valley villas

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.

Why do you cry, Willy? 
Why do you cry? 
Why, Willy? 
Why, Willy? 
Why, Willy? Why?

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?

X-Mas wrecks perplex and vex.

X-ray checks clear chests.

Xavier Xenon x-rayed extra xylophones.

Yellow leather, yellow feather, yellow lemon.

You know New York. You need New York. You know you need unique New York.

Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus! 

Zithers slither slowly south.

Zizzi's zippy zipper zips.

Zac Zeenan zipped and zoomed through the zany zoo.